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50 Favorite Films In Gifs - The Princess Bride (1987) Life is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:44:32 -0400

50 Favorite Films In Gifs - The Princess Bride (1987)

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

strawberry-taffy: o mfg so the lgbt club at my school put up a huge billboard in the hallway titled...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:08:55 -0400

strawberry-taffy:

o mfg so the lgbt club at my school put up a huge billboard in the hallway titled “fifty shades of gay”

look its a rainbow collage made up of gay people thats cool

really cool

teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:34:52 -0400

teenagesophiebennett:

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

habaneropepperpotts: As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:06:40 -0400

habaneropepperpotts:

As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is the Moon Moon of Tony’s suits.

‎Mom hands me phone to answer

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:42:42 -0400

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 06:38:55 -0400

Ok so at McDonalds is the set up like Star Trek? Like the people in the red shirts get booted off...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:11:52 -0400

Ok so at McDonalds is the set up like Star Trek? Like the people in the red shirts get booted off the ship first?? Please advise.

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:51:45 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

meghantonjes: kishona: What perfect people Im dead.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:36:26 -0400

meghantonjes:

kishona:

What perfect people

Im dead.

vanilla1027: that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:34:42 -0400

vanilla1027:

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

What if I call him Fluegene

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:05:17 -0400

brotips: I got a snapchat from a friend of mine like, “I just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:04:57 -0400

brotips:

I got a snapchat from a friend of mine like, “I just submitted a tip.” Turns out, it’s pretty legit.

-Sketch

Posters

Reblog if Ed Sheeran is your nigga

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:17:59 -0400

she-erio:

thepaynetomyheart:

The notes….

Holy shit the notes are scaring me yo.

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:39:16 -0400

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

Eunhyuk’s & Leetuk’s version of sexy back

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:32:25 -0400

Eunhyuk’s & Leetuk’s version of sexy back

quoteofmylife-x: “Just keep going. Just keep working hard and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:10:44 -0400

quoteofmylife-x:

“Just keep going. Just keep working hard and focusing on improving yourself on a consistent basis.” -Anna Akana

How to tell if someone is paying attention.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:38:25 -0400

Just a little game I invented. If you’re talking to someone and you suspect they may not be listening…

Right in the middle of your sentence just switch to saying blahblahblah over and over again. Turn into the Peanuts Gang’s teacher. Go all out.

ex. You: “Did you happen to get the homework from yesterday because I wasn’t here ~notices person isn’t listening~ blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah.”

Meanie: Oh ya I like that too…

Foolproof…

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:32:21 -0400

BesasNoona

50 Favorite Films In Gifs - The Princess Bride (1987) Life is...

strawberry-taffy: o mfg so the lgbt club at my school put up a huge billboard in the hallway titled...

teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their...

habaneropepperpotts: As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is...

‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

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Ok so at McDonalds is the set up like Star Trek? Like the people in the red shirts get booted off...

Ok so at McDonalds is the set up like Star Trek? Like the people in the red shirts get booted off the ship first?? Please advise.

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

meghantonjes: kishona: What perfect people Im dead.

vanilla1027: that-disney-blog: there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him...

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brotips: I got a snapchat from a friend of mine like, “I just...

Reblog if Ed Sheeran is your nigga

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

Eunhyuk’s & Leetuk’s version of sexy back

quoteofmylife-x: “Just keep going. Just keep working hard and...

How to tell if someone is paying attention.

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‎Mom hands me phone to answer